Does the average guy wake up one day in his 30's and say "Hey I am going to gain 30 pounds and grow a goatee. There are so many of these guys out there. Don't they have wives and girlfriends for guidance? Don't they know sportscasters rarely have good style? Besides the obvious comparison to certain girl parts, this beard is often accompanied by some strategic gel application on a head of thinning locks. Not edgy man. Basically you have a 70's bush on your chin and wet hair. Is this a child birth simulation of some kind? Is life at the point where you just want back in? I can sympathize as I grow older and work harder for less. The thing is if your going to make a statement put some thought into it. tip. Read a GQ or an Esquire. I don't want to be mean but it's easy to stay current and evolve. Lose the gel, cut your hair short, grow a full beard and keep it trimmed or go clean shaving . Might as well clean up the diet a little. There you go modern man.
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