Thursday, April 15, 2010
How does it make you feel?
People say that getting drunk brings out the real you. Here are the basic "Drunk Groups" as I see them The 'Mean drunk', the core of all bar fights and domestic violence, not funny. The 'Lovey Dovey', a little more harmless even though this type of behavior can get a person in trouble. Then there is the drunk 'Genius' alcohol fueled ideas that seem amazing as long as all parties are on the same level of consumption. I once thought of an invention called the Hula shaver for real hairy guys to spin around their necks to cut a clean line around the area where the chest hair overtakes the neck like a creeping vine. Not that good of an idea with a hangover. The'Drunk Singer' almost always the tone def person and usually at the Karaoke bar. Last is the 'Tears in the beer drunk' overcome by emotion and rock power ballads and an occasional snot bubble. Why him ? Why now? Oops Forgot one, the 'Happy drunk', this is a person who actually benefits from a drink or two, it seems to bring them up just enough to cope.
I may have forgotten a few. I welcome any comments.