Saturday, May 28, 2011

Good luck Jesse

Saturday we lost a huge part of the Hub family. Jesse Miller after 6 years is heading to San Francisco. Over the years his low key knowledgeable approach to fashion and music has helped shape what Hub is known for and hopefully helped him grow as well.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Great white

Not only does Naked and Famous make great jeans they have about the most perfect white shirt around. This is a cotton oxford, slim bodied, beefy little bastard. At $115.00 this is a real wardrobe builder. And this weekend 20% off. Nothing is more handsome that a crisp white shirt. Also in gray and blue once you get hooked.

THIS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND ONLY

20% OFF ANY ONE ITEM

SALE SALE SALE

Have you been holding out for those Nudies or had your eye on the new Society for Rational Dress collection. Make you move now 20% off any one item at Hub

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Attention men with perms

Every decade a piece of literature comes along that really changes the way we look at things. "How to pick up girls " is not one of them. However it's a great anthropological look at a simpler more offensive view of the never ending mystery that is man and women. Here is a list of chapter titles. Feel free to squirm.


The redhead that got away.


Miss lonely hearts


Women get horny


Beauty and the beast


How to be sexy


The worlds greatest pick up technique


Be cool


Here is an excerpt. Of one of the top opening lines. Hi; Is my tie straight? I'm going to an important meeting and I want to be just right. (Use this on an elevator or in the lobby of an office building. Girls love straightening ties.) Let us know if you would like more postings on this important slice of the seventies.










Tuesday, May 24, 2011

NOTIFICATION

Apparently the end of the world has been postponed until October. Harold Camping was able to extend his billboard contract.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Eternal style

Apparently Saturday is the last day of our existence on earth. So the first thought is what to wear. It's probably okay to wash you Nudies now . Also I think a light weight sweater something to ascend in would be good, maybe sky blue. Shoes? Air Jordans perhaps parachute pants in case things don't go as planned. I will never forget my 1999 new years outfit. Digital watch and a hand held abacus. In i984 I think I spent the whole year feeling I was being watched. If in fact the world does end I will just be glad that the remaining Groupons will be worthless in the afterlife unless I missed something in the fine print. Save 87% off the Rapture and a pedicure.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Buy sexual?

The other day a customer asked me if the shirt he was considering looked too gay. Why is it that people assume if you are fashion savvy you are gay? Good lord people, style has no sexual preference. If you buy a pair of slim jeans you will not automatically start listening to Cher. These are inanimate objects and do not affect your chemical make up. However, better style can seriously affect your romantic life whoever you choose to share it with.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

EOW list


Things to do before the end of the world.


Wear a cape

Start a fight

Wear spandex bicycle clothing

Get a monocle.

Drive a tractor

Watch entire season of Breaking Bad

Try heroin

Get a perm

Default on a mortgage

What's on your list?

Dear customers

It appears some of you out there have still not been in Hub since it moved. Here is how you do it. Go to G-Star then look behind you. Thanks you the Management.