Saturday, May 28, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
Great white
Not only does Naked and Famous make great jeans they have about the most perfect white shirt around. This is a cotton oxford, slim bodied, beefy little bastard. At $115.00 this is a real wardrobe builder. And this weekend 20% off. Nothing is more handsome that a crisp white shirt. Also in gray and blue once you get hooked.
SALE SALE SALE
Have you been holding out for those Nudies or had your eye on the new Society for Rational Dress collection. Make you move now 20% off any one item at Hub
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Attention men with perms
Every decade a piece of literature comes along that really changes the way we look at things. "How to pick up girls " is not one of them. However it's a great anthropological look at a simpler more offensive view of the never ending mystery that is man and women. Here is a list of chapter titles. Feel free to squirm.
The redhead that got away.
Miss lonely hearts
Women get horny
Beauty and the beast
How to be sexy
The worlds greatest pick up technique
Be cool
Here is an excerpt. Of one of the top opening lines. Hi; Is my tie straight? I'm going to an important meeting and I want to be just right. (Use this on an elevator or in the lobby of an office building. Girls love straightening ties.) Let us know if you would like more postings on this important slice of the seventies.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
NOTIFICATION
Apparently the end of the world has been postponed until October. Harold Camping was able to extend his billboard contract.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Eternal style
Apparently Saturday is the last day of our existence on earth. So the first thought is what to wear. It's probably okay to wash you Nudies now . Also I think a light weight sweater something to ascend in would be good, maybe sky blue. Shoes? Air Jordans perhaps parachute pants in case things don't go as planned. I will never forget my 1999 new years outfit. Digital watch and a hand held abacus. In i984 I think I spent the whole year feeling I was being watched. If in fact the world does end I will just be glad that the remaining Groupons will be worthless in the afterlife unless I missed something in the fine print. Save 87% off the Rapture and a pedicure.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Buy sexual?
The other day a customer asked me if the shirt he was considering looked too gay. Why is it that people assume if you are fashion savvy you are gay? Good lord people, style has no sexual preference. If you buy a pair of slim jeans you will not automatically start listening to Cher. These are inanimate objects and do not affect your chemical make up. However, better style can seriously affect your romantic life whoever you choose to share it with.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
EOW list
Dear customers
It appears some of you out there have still not been in Hub since it moved. Here is how you do it. Go to G-Star then look behind you. Thanks you the Management.
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